We got a Keeper! WOODY C’mon! A faint CREAKING. Potato Head hoists himself up a tricycle and onto a classroom window ledge. Abruptly, the door opens. Woody grabs a metal handle and flies up, sticking to the ceiling belt. There’s a switch! Mr. TRUCK BUMPER - NIGHT Lotso, Chuckles, and Big Baby hunch in the red, tail-lit glow of the bumper of a delivery truck as it drives through swirling rain. BUZZ (into wrist radio) Star Command, I’ve been taken hostage by my own prisoners!!! A truck’s wheels SCREECH to a halt in front of Lotso. Bonnie presses a button on him. CEILING CRAWL SPACE, BUTTERFLY ROOM - DAY Woody pushes aside an acoustic panel, climbs in the crawl space above the tiles, and slides the panel back in place. (It's revealed to be Buzz Lightyear, a space ranger toy … You and your friends ain’t ever gettin’ outta here now. Potato Head to you, Smoothie! PLAYGROUND - NIGHT Potato Head is carried to a covered sandbox. Mom trips over the toy-filled bag, looks down -- irritated. That’s what’s happening! NOISES. Me ‘n the boys are movin’ on. As it passes, the office door opens. BONNIE (AS WOODY) Quick! (Where’s my spaceship...?!) WOODY: Okay, out of the box! Potato Head responds with complicated baseball-catcher gestures. No! At the playground door, Slinky tests the door knob. He must care about us or we wouldn’t be here. Potato Head: (LAUGHING) Money, money, money. Thank you! Then Andy’s Mom remembers -- her hands fly to her face. Buzz reaches out to Woody... Woody takes Buzz’s hand, and the circle is complete. His lip trembles. The others GROAN. MR. PRICKLEPANTS Sunnyside is a place of ruin and despair, ruled by an evil bear who smells of strawberries! He runs across the roof, stops at the edge. ON WOODY He turns and glances off, noticing something. He gets up, stands at the edge of the slide’s precipice. KEN Folks, if you wanna step right this-- He turns, sees Barbie. A NOISE. JESSIE (CONT'D) Fellas -- I know what to do! They gasp, thunderstruck. Stretch scoops up the pile of money. I can’t wait!!! Ken...?! He salutes, departs. INT. Woody tiptoes across the bed, looks around the room. Buzz steps up behind him. Ain’t one kid ever loved a toy, really! These toys might be jealous of new arrivals! Finest childproof lock in the world. MOM: Like, what are you gonna do with these toys? Mrs. They clamber through the window, jump to the floor. I guess that makes sense. Woody frowns. BARBIE (O.C.) ON KEN -- Slip-on shoes, double-pleated shorts, and an unbuttoned animal-print shirt that reveals his ripped abs. CATERPILLAR ROOM - DAY A bell RINGS. It sags. POTATO HEAD Look out! He jumps and flies off too. BONNIE (CONT'D) The scary witch!! WOODY (CONT'D) I have a kid. Woody sits up, looks around. Toy Story/Transcript (Disney and Pixar Animation Studios appeared) A row of moving boxes lie on the floor of the room. Andy picks up a trash bag. MOM (O.C.) This may be the last time he ever sees the other Toys. Buzz -- hyper-alert -- glances sideways, narrows his eyes. Finally, he grabs a metal fan and sails up to safety. OFFICE - NIGHT The Monkey sees the Penguin, hits the PA button, and begins SCREECHING and banging cymbals. 1 Transcript: 1.1 Teaser Trailer 1 1.2 Teaser Trailer 2 2 Theatrical Trailer 1 2.1 Theatrical Trailer 2 Roly Mo (The Fruitties)/Forky: I don’t belong here! They are drawn up in crayon to look like a miniature Western town. JESSIE Buzz...?! The Toys watch Lotso -- receding -- as he climbs. Hamm pulls his cork. How do we get up there?! Lotso chuckles as he and his cronies drive off. LOTSO Rise and shine, Campers! DRIVEWAY - DAY Andy’s loading up his hatchback with boxes. WOODY Hold on! He holds Woody out -- gentle and serious. BUZZ But my friends don’t belong there! MOLLY (O.C.) He leads the Toys to the front of the truck, seeking shelter. POTATO HEAD Holy cow!!! Jessie and the others are thrilled. Let go of me! Lotso kicks Slinky’s paws. It’s too dangerous! PLAYGROUND - NIGHT A spotlight hits the Plushies. ANDY (CONT'D) Now Slinky here is as loyal as any dog you could want. Garbage spills out: wrong bag. He takes one last look at all his Toys on Bonnie’s porch, and Woody in Bonnie’s arms... BONNIE Look, Mommy! Buzz turns to the hallway, stops. (GASPS) ...But he’s almost done! BOTH ...made for each other! Barbie hugs him. INT. Then Barbie turns, walks back to him. As the Tough Toys pass, they drag Ken away. ANGLE -- Buzz, patrolling... HAMM (O.S.) CHUCKLES (V.O.) The bar snaps. No!!! From now on, you’ll have anything you want! Bonnie looks up, happily surrounded by Andy’s toys. Go! FOOTSTEPS on the stairs. Spanish Buzz, trailing behind, does elaborate rear-guard defense poses. IN THE BAG The Toys follow Buzz’s lead, pulling the sides of the bag. WOODY No...! I’ll see you at the Sock Hop! Bullseye again tries to follow. Andy pulls. POTATO HEAD (CONT'D) Well, that’s just great! He pulls it out. Buzz steps forward, offers a handshake. He stifles a dry heave. He approaches, drops to his knees, takes Jessie’s hand. Looks around. She stands. KITCHEN - NIGHT CLOSE ON -- A computer keyboard. Their parachute opens and the wind carries them off. Andy cinches the bag closed and carries it from the room. LOTSO If that’s what you want...! Buzz closes his helmet. 109 CLUMP! JESSIE I should'a seen this coming! Big Baby grabs Buzz and slams him into the toy chair. LOTSO Got out? Molly sighs -- -- surveys the room. BACK YARD - DAY TIGHT ON SPIGOT -- Woody’s hand comes in, turns it. OUTSIDE THE BAG The truck RUMBLES closer, two driveways away. We gotta get you home before Andy leaves tomorrow! WOODY Things got complicated. endstream endobj 2 0 obj <> endobj 5 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 11 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 16 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 21 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 26 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 31 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 36 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 42 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 47 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 52 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 57 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 62 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 67 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 72 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 77 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 82 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 87 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 92 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 97 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 102 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 107 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 112 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 117 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 122 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 127 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 132 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 137 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 142 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 147 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 152 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 157 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 162 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 167 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 172 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 177 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 182 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 187 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 192 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 197 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 202 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 207 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 212 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 217 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 222 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 227 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 232 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 237 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 242 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 247 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 252 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 257 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 262 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 267 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 272 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 277 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 282 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 287 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 292 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 297 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 302 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 307 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 312 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 317 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 322 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 327 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 332 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 337 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 342 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 347 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 352 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 357 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 362 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 367 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 372 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 377 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 382 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 387 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 392 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 397 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 402 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 407 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 412 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 417 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 422 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 427 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 432 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 437 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 442 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 447 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 452 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 457 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 462 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 467 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 472 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 477 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 482 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 487 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 492 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 497 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 502 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 507 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 512 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 517 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 522 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 527 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 532 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 537 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 542 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 547 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 552 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 557 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 562 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 567 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 572 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 577 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 582 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 587 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 592 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 597 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 602 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 607 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 612 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 617 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 622 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 627 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 632 0 obj <>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text]/XObject<>>>/Type/Page>> endobj 637 0 obj [] endobj 1031 0 obj <>stream JESSIE It’s locked! WOODY Who said anything about trash bags? MRS. GARAGE ROOF - DAY Slinky heaves himself up to the edge of the garage roof. POTATO HEAD (V.O.) BUZZ Excellent! Authority should derive from the consent of the governed! Not The Box! He creeps to the edge of the loft and scans the room. TRACK IN -- The hand slot of the College box, left behind. Lotso leads them past shelves of toy supplies. He fixes his hat, turns away. That’s better! Buzz takes Jessie’s hand and they run across the garbage truck bay, dodging madly while trash rains down upon them. BUZZ Buzz Lightyear. SLINKY Same here! She’s using her witch powers! BARBIE Will I see you again? LOTSO She replaced all of us! CLASSROOM CEILING CRAWL SPACE - NIGHT Woody gives Potato Head the “thumbs up”. REX This can’t be happening!!! TRACK IN ON -- Woody, torn. Jessie grabs Bullseye’s hoof. HAMM All right, let’s see... “Caution: Do not hold button for more than five seconds.” Abruptly, Buzz BEEPS loudly, falls limp, face plants. Lotso trips, falls. He retracts, falling from the lid. REX (yelling) He said, “No one can...!! Andy watches Bonnie play -- exuberant and unself-conscious. O.S. Probably attic. They tumble as the bulldozer pushes them over the edge. BONNIE (CONT’D) Look out! POTATO HEAD He’s a good kid. They’re lining up out there! Potato Head knocks Woody off the train sending him flying. . LOTSO All day long. WOODY Okay. He plucks his eyes out and plants them on the spud. Someone’s coming! I don’t know where I am! LOTSO (CONT'D) Oh, look at y’all! MRS. POTATO HEAD Where’re you taking me? Woody freezes. But if you break our rules, step outta line, try to check out early? He hands them to her, then pulls out Buzz. Gather everyone up! HAMM: Ah, forget it! The Toys look around. - A Girl picks up Buzz, bringing him straight to her mouth. BARBIE Look at all your clothes!!! Opens one eye. A whistling JANITOR pushes the cart down the hallway. A Nehru jacket! Buzz grabs it. At the curb, REVEAL the Toys hiding behind a garbage can. Andy starts typing on his laptop. Rex and Hamm move to the front of the bin. But through every yard sale, every spring cleaning, Andy held on to us! BIG BABY Ah-pppbbblllmmmmmmm...!!! WOODY What...?! BARBIE What a shame... KEN Oh, no! Don’t you know this box is being donated! Potato Head waves -- Go! They pull open Buzz’s compartment, revealing the switch. Now lock ‘em up! Toy Story 4 Script Takeaway #1 Toy Story 4 quotes are actually heavy. This is the script for The Irelanders' Adventures of Toy Story 2. One by one, the parts implant themselves in the tortilla. Woody glances at the other Toys. The title "Toy Story 3" appears as a stick with something flaming hot on it puts the 3 on the title. Don’t anybody move! Or foe?) He could be useful. They turn -- with awe and respect -- to a toy clown, Chuckles, sitting on a sill, staring grimly out the window. Andy gives Jessie and Bullseye to her. You know where it is? CATERPILLAR ROOM - NIGHT A Toy Bunny slips through the bars of his cubby, scampers toward the hallway door. WOODY Look, everyone, it’s nice here, I admit. Potato Head pulls off his nose, blows out a spray of water. Andy, beside her, is abashed. The monkeys catch up with Jessie, Buzz and Woody and stretch them out. It hits the door frame. Your real problem’s The Monkey. Buzz extends his hand to a ROBOT toy. You’re back!!! Lotso turns, yells at Stretch the Octopus. (Clips: The Making of Toy Story) Narrator: You're invited behind the scenes for a look at the making of the first ever computer animated film. WOODY Of course he does! POV, PANNING -- A high wall surrounds the day care campus. MRS. Hamm turns to Rex. Potato Head get up. Molly sighs, walks off. A NOISE. What’s going on here?! PLAYGROUND - NIGHT The tortilla lays outside. The Potato Heads hold each other. Anyone there? He calls out. LOTSO (CONT'D) Poor Baby! BUZZ [Whistles] HAMM Holy moly, guacamole! JESSIE Did you guys fix Buzz? Bonnie’s Toys are watching from the bed. We need a spaceship to get away! Ken is devastated. MR. SPARKS Nah, disposable...! KEN (O.C.) Andy’s Mom enters carrying cardboard boxes and trash bags. Tell me this, Sheriff -- if your kid loves you so much, why is he leavin’? Woody shudders -- he’s just witnessed a Toy death. 104 KEN Not to me there’s not! They’re fun, right? We were runnin’ low on volunteers for the Little Ones! Slinky takes Hamm’s hand. The Toys turn. (dinosaur voice) “Raaawwwrrrrr...!!!”. CRANE OPERATOR’S BOOTH - NIGHT In the booth, the Aliens man the joysticks. Buzz runs through the falling trash until he finds her pressed against the far wall -- terrified. This is no time to be hysterical. INT. They're toys. He reaches in his pocket, pulls out Big Baby’s pendant. The Toys are carried up the conveyor belt toward the pit. Chew on that when you’re at the dump! He helps pass the Aliens up. They don’t know how to play with us! Buzz looks around -- plotting his next move. Hallway. BONNIE’S MOM Bonnie...? Which is why -- for the good of our community -- we ask the newer toys, the stronger ones, to take on the hardships the rest of us can’t bear anymore. WOODY 1225 Sycamore! Unable to jump off, the Toys begin running down the belt. EXT. Bonnie giggles and reaches for him, but Andy instinctively pulls Woody away. MR. You have ‘til Friday. The garbage truck approaches Andy’s driveway. She puts a hand over her empty eye socket. A PEA POD TOY zips open behind Woody. No response. FOOTSTEPS and collar JINGLES approach. Previous transcript: Next transcript: Toy Story 2: Toy Story 4: Previous transcript: Next transcript: Up: Cars 2 [The film starts with the intro of the first film, fluffy white clouds against a blue sky. Wait, I’ll check! Finally, she applauds wildly. POTATO HEAD And we... Are eternally grateful! Want my advice? Meanwhile, Mr. and Mrs. MOM (O.S.) He’s brave, like a cowboy should be. You’re a piece of plastic! Detritus spills out. Ext. They broke me...! Buzz stands, casting a dark look at Ken. JESSIE ‘Course I will. WOODY Oh, great! BA-BOOM! IN THE YARD Woody uses the scissors to snip his way out of the bush. He don’t want you no more. They’re junk. WOODY: Day Care?! Edit. Finally, Buster rolls over. Lotso’s smile fades. Woody walks to the hall door. MR. PRICKLEPANTS Are you classically trained? As it rises past the retaining wall Jessie and Buzz fearlessly jump onto the rising dumpster. A plastic bag whips by. A NOISE. BUZZ (CONT'D) Impossible! HAMM Come on, Woodster! Potato Head to a cubby. He got out, Lotso! Another MONTAGE plays. 65 MR. She throws her arms around him, hugs him tight. BLAST-OFF!! BONNIE (CONT'D) Who would do such a mean thing?! Mom lowers the lid. LOTSO She replaced us! Buzz and Woody turn. BUZZ Goodbye, Mr. Lotso! Jessie dials the phone. The Receptionist opens the box. POTATO HEAD (O.C.) He glides down, makes a perfect landing, and laughs, pleased. Mother and daughter laugh as they step into the house. Well... You’re just hurtin’ yourselves. Who do you think you’re talking to? 110 Buzz frowns. The kite plummets. MR. Woody turns to the Toys. Jessie opens it. The Toys smile, reassured. SLINKY Woody...! Rex raises his fists, trying to sound tough. JESSIE College!!! CUT TO: Woody runs across the roof, kite over his head. Woody peeks out from behind a garbage can, tip-toes into the hall, turns. WHAM!!! On the ground, Hamm makes signal. He grabs a string that runs across the room, using it like a zip-line. WOODY (CONT'D) Slinky...! LOTSO I don’t know what you’re talking about. WOODY Wait...! The Monkey HISSES, leaps off the desk, runs for the mic. INT. Barbie, steely, grabs Ken. He closes his eyes. Woody hugs the cordless as Andy’s fingers pass by and find the cell phone. They still can’t move it. She hugs him, sobbing. Potato Head and the Aliens slip outside. DAISY’S HOUSE - DAY - FLASHBACKS QUICK CUTS: Daisy takes Lotso everywhere -- jumping through a lawn sprinkler; pushed on a swing; in bed while she reads to him, etc. BUZZ (CONT'D) But... Where are we now?! Bullseye looks at Woody’s hat, whimpers sadly. LIFER (V.O.) He whips around -- flamboyant Latin-style -- and trains his laser on Woody’s forehead. EXT. IN THE BAG Mounting panic. I was there when Lotso got unwrapped. -- Under the bed, looking out. She tugs Woody off the branch. A SQUEAK. But, please, call me Lotso. LOTSO Ken...! Andy looks down, sees Woody lying in the box. Little league trophy? BUZZ Woody’s going to college with Andy. She settles back to sleep. FOOTSTEPS on the stairs. ANDY’S HOUSE - DAY Woody grabs a pair of scissors, shoves them in his holster. POTATO HEAD Stay here! REX We’ll never get there in time! Rex lies frozen, smiling -- eager to be played with. ANDY (CONT'D) ...but he’s also one of the most dastardly villains of all time... (Hamm voice) “...Evil Dr. Pork Chop!”. Potato Head throw coins in the air happily], [Buzz flies in from up ahead and slice the car in two with his laser, sending the Potato Heads and the Aliens tumbling over and over before settling against a wall. Lotso looks up, nods. We’re all still here, aren’t we?! CHUCKLES (V.O.) Silhouetted in the top of a glowing vending machine are Ken and the rest of his Gang. Not from the threat of force! WOODY But... What about you guys? 4 As Bonnie and her Mom drive off, CRANE DOWN to REVEAL... Woody’s hat, lying on the ground. What are you doing...? I’m not! O.S. Suddenly, the cell phone RINGS. There’s a hundred million just like her! BUZZ Woody! YOUNG CHUCKLES No, she only replaced you. You’ll wake up all the ghosts! KEN Barbie...! LOTSO (reading) “To return your Buzz Lightyear Action Figure to its original factory settings.... LOTSO ...slide the switch from PLAY to DEMO...”. STAY ON the sand box. I can’t believe how selfish you all are. Here we are...! Buzz turns. It won’t budge. Spanish Buzz gestures. He then runs around carrying Jessie, Buzz and Bullseye as if they're flying. Lotso reaches the walkway where the blue button glows. The Toys begin wading toward Buzz. Leadership! I’ll go get my friends. HAMM Jump! BUZZ Wait a minute! Buzz FIRES his laser in a circle at the side of the bin. The Box is placed on a counter. SPANISH BUZZ Estoy rodeado por criaturas extrañas y desconozco sus intenciónes!!! You lied to Big Baby and you been lying ever since! The Toys are stunned. An Elephant plushie is getting his belly re-stuffed. They gaze up, rapturous. JESSIE (O.S.) Jessie and the Toys sit up, groaning and aching. Paddington Bear/Buzz Lightyear: To infinity and beyond! This is the transcript for The Irelanders' Adventures of Toy Story 3. DOLLY Well, Cowboy, you just jumped right in, didn’t ya? Woody freezes, leg in the air. Oh, no, no, no, no! He laughs, nervous. REX I did what you told me...! They have faced death and survived, and are profoundly shaken. The Claw plunges into the trash around them, closing them in its grip, then raises them up. Woody...! BARBIE Oooohh!! He flexes obligingly. The title "Toy Story 3" appears as a stick with something flaming hot on it puts the 3 on the title. SPANISH BUZZ (CONT'D) ¿Quién anda ahí? They’re a dime a dozen! They take off, pushing the popper at top speed. BONNIE’S MOM (O.C.) Woody turns and peers out on the playground. Buzz makes a Kung-Fu sound, strikes a pose. INT. He turns, runs to the desk. One of the boxes has a children's illustrated "WANTED" poster of a Mr. Besides... (leans in) ...I know about Buzz’s “Spanish Mode”. Woody flips it. ON THE PLAYGROUND The Toys shoot out the bottom of the slide, scamper off. I guarantee it. BARBIE No...!!! He’s trailed by Buzz. LOTSO You lost, li’l doggy...? WOODY (CONT'D) Please don’t be far! Mad with jealousy, he narrows his eyes and runs after them. The Monkey whips around, SCREECHING. The Hedgehog, MR. PRICKLEPANTS, comes alive briefly. He looks down, walks off. Good luck, folks. KEN Little late for a stroll, eh, Potato Head? Hold on! Woody looks at the approaching shredder. POTATO HEAD (V.O) This is so weird...! CATERPILLAR ROOM - NIGHT Jessie sees the security camera panning back and forth. He lifts it to find... A SNAPSHOT shows an eight-year-old Andy wearing a cowboy hat and posing with Woody and Buzz and all of Andy’s toys. Edit. MOM The children at the day care. The truck's compactor lowers, scoops up the trash bags. BONNIE A sheriff..!! A SQUEAK. The truck’s forks slide into the dumpster and begin lifting it up. I gotta get out of here! WOODY (CONT'D) So this is it? Climb across! MR. They’re neutralized! He peeks out from behind a flowerpot. Got it! POTATO HEAD How do you know?! POTATO HEAD (CONT'D) Hey, what are you doing? Hit the button! Just wait’ll you see what Day Care’s like! He empties a garbage can into the truck. INT. Woody takes his hat from Bullseye, puts it on. Incoming! (Buzz Lightyear to the rescue!) POTATO HEAD Holy cow! Jessie peels a decal off Bullseye’s nose. Jessie leaps to the hallway door latch. They huddle behind the spring of an animal rocking swing. The opening scene from the 1995 movie Toy Story, screenplay by Joss Whedon and Andrew Stanton and Joel Cohen & Alec Sokolow, story by John Lasseter and Pete Docter and Andrew Stanton and Joe Ranft. Ken is stunned -- no one’s ever asked this of him. JESSIE C’mon, Woody -- we gotta get you home! A horde of squealing, hyped-up TODDLERS enter. Big Baby stares, electrified, at the pendant -- a token of his long-lost love. He picks it up. ANDY (ON PHONE) (CONT'D) Hello...?! Five days a week. (HE'S SCREAMING.) Well, stop your worryin’! WOODY (CONT'D) Okay, boy! Woody’s smile drops. Woody grabs Lotso. The magnet tugs it upward.