Listen to me. Jordan Belfort: You want a beer, pal? Buy Blu-ray on Amazon I got whiskey, any kind of booze you want. But I had to take them just right. Skylar Belfort: Mommy! Naomi Lapaglia: Yeah. It’s like lasers. Donnie Azoff: Oh, you’re going to give me a pass? [he goes over to Naomi and touches her face] [he looks at Hughes then Denham for a moment] Let Donnie be in charge. Artists like Steve come along once every decade. Woh, woh, woh, woh! Jordan Belfort: When I was twenty-four years old I made a decision, not just to survive, but to thrive. It’s like invasion of my privacy. They all want something for nothing.” – Jordan Belfort, 45:) “Sweetheart, you have my money taped to your tits. [as Jordan, Naomi and Blair are talking we see Donnie standing a little behind them, with his c**k in his hand, jerking off to Naomi] [to Denham and Hughes as they step aboard] Jordan Belfort: Why not? Go ahead. Nothing? [there’s cheering and applause from the brokers] Donnie Azoff: United States government wants to give me a subpoena, here’s what we do with subpoenas at Stratton Oakmont! You’re leaving, don’t get involved, go home to your wife. [we see Stratton Oakmont move from the garage to respectful looking offices now full of brokers; talking to a potential clients on the phone] Yeah. [as the infomercial carries on we see Jordan getting out of a helicopter] [Jordan doesn’t respond] SEC Attorney #2: Excuse me, I have to ask, is that your real hair? No. Agent Patrick Denham: I’ll do that. Come on. One day, you will do it right. Bo Dietl: I don’t know what he did.   Bo Dietl: You don’t f**k with these guys like that. We got the SEC in here! And I choose rich every f**king time.’ - Jordan Belfort (The Wolf of Wall Street), ‘Risk is what keeps us young.’ - Aunt Emma (The Wolf of Wall Street). Jordan Belfort: You got to stop doing that in public space. Stewardess #2: I will help him with his seatbelt. Max Belfort: I don’t mind it. [Jordan takes the crack from Donnie] [one of the agents grabs him] I got it. Donnie Azoff: Oh, my God, the Emperor of f**ksville came down from f**ksville to give me a pass! Jordan Belfort: Sweetie, come on. I’ll tell you. Jordan Belfort: They’re old. Stewardess #2: We cannot take off if you haven’t fastened your seatbelt. That would not hold up on the court of law.. Jordan Belfort: You know that, right? I gave them each a thousand bucks and told them what Nicholas had done. [Naomi’s date interrupts them] Jordan Belfort: Now if anyone here thinks I’m superficial or materialistic, go get a job in f**king McDonalds, because that’s where you f**king belong! Don’t move! Please! When did he pass? Jordan Belfort: You know. Glitch your differential and the tip f**k over. Jordan Belfort: Hold on, baby! Everything’s fine. Jordan Belfort: Yeah. Max Belfort: Your mother and I, we’ve been married a long long time. Jordan Belfort: Huh? Every time I think about him, my blood boils. You don’t love me anymore, huh? Owie! [she boards the yacht and makes her way to Jordan] Housekeeper: Where are you taking him? That’s right. Nicholas the Butler: This is… Jordan Belfort: And what I do, Kimmie? Client: Thanks, man. [Donnie and Jordan start laughing] It’s a one way street, whichever way I go. Max Belfort: Sides? Jean Jacques Saurel: You ate two million? [she slams the limo door shut and the limo takes off with Naomi still in the back] Violet: What’s the matter with you? Jordan Belfort: [voice over] Come on, stand up. Jordan Belfort: Where the f**k are you taking…? Stock brokers in Long Island. Jordan Belfort: Yeah. I do not recall. Agent Patrick Denham: I need you to get dressed. Really? f**k! Jordan Belfort: I’m a family man. Jordan Belfort: Right. Jordan Belfort: That’s right. Hildy Azoff: Jordan, Teresa needs your help. [Jordan rubs Donnie shoulders] Uh, went to school for environmental science, something like that, we was bogged down by his student loans. f**k you, you motherf**ker! Jordan Belfort: Okay, he’s coming, he’s coming. Your office and your home. Wall Street had swallowed me up and sh*t me right back out again. A family man. Just wait. [shouting into the radio] Subscribe Based on the true story of Jordan Belfort, from his rise to a wealthy stock-broker living the high life to his fall involving crime, corruption and the federal government. I want you to come for me like it’s the last f**king time. Very fast. [we see Jordan being interviewed by a Forbes reporter] Naomi Lapaglia: You were calling her name in your sleep! Lucas Solomon: Grenada’s very interesting because it is a small island nation that was invaded by the United States of America in 1983, it has about ninety thousand people. Jordan Belfort: That would scare the sh*t out of me, buddy. Mommy is just sick and tired of wearing panties.” – Jordan Belfort, 39:) “I’m not fucking leaving! Jordan Belfort: [voice over] This is Brad, and Brad’s the guy I really wanted, but he didn’t go along with us. Naomi Lapaglia: Yeah, I still have family over there though, in London. Jordan Belfort: Let’s go, Don. [Naomi nods her head] Oh, my God! [suddenly Donnie stands tall looking totally sober] [Jordan looks at him for a moment before they both start laughing]. Rocco #1: Look at this sh*t. Jordan Belfort: Come here!   [Jordan places the cylinder into the tube] Twenty f**king years! Donnie Azoff: Okay, nice to meet you. [as the infomercial carries on we see Jordan getting out of a helicopter] Jordan Belfort: Does Daddy get a kiss from both of you little girls? [referring to Donnie] Donnie Azoff: Jordan! Agent Patrick Denham: They’re, uh, they’re to the manner born. It’s like, it’s intrusive, you know? I want to take a moment to tell you why Steve here is so absolutely off the f**king wall. I f**ked up! Jordan Belfort: [voice over] With maids, cooks, landscapers, you name it. [Jordan grabs the phone cord and starts to pull it but Donnie pulls it the other way] Learned how to sail when I was six. [Jordan opens the car door and places Skylar in the front seat] [as he lies on the floor drooling, Bo is still shouting over the phone] Yeah, I am. Donnie Azoff: When it gets here, I’ll give you a call and you’ll come pick it up. Could I get a straw, please? Donnie Azoff: F**k you, USA! So I want you right now to give a warm Auckland, New Zealand welcome for my good friend and the world’s greatest sales trainer, Mr. Jordan Belfort! Naomi Lapaglia: Your daughter’s in the house, I hope you know that! Jordan Belfort: Hm. I’m available. Violet: You’ve got a visitor. Oh, my God. They’re called telephones. Sad thing was, two years later, he was dead. Donnie Azoff: And by the way, I haven’t got an apology yet for that. I popped a few more ludes, which start kicking in by the time I finished my sales meeting. Jordan Belfort: Thank God. Jean Jacques Saurel: Oui. Jordan Belfort: [voice over] Eventually Ben married her, which was pretty amazing considering she blew every single guy in the office. Donnie Azoff: What are you f**king coming to me for? We pursue criminal activity. It doesn’t work that way. Jordan Belfort: Yeah, well I understand you wanted the, uh, the whole wedding video. Bo Dietl: Yeah, yeah. Jordan Belfort: One thing led to another, things got out of hand. [the officers arrest Jordan and put handcuffs on him] Jordan Belfort: Well, that’s, uh… Naomi Lapaglia: Well, that’s good news. Baby, that’s… Oh, f**k! I mean I could take you step by step through what exactly is occurring, you know? Jordan Belfort: Get off the phone! Hey, you guys want to take some lobsters for your ride home. Who’s the faggot? Max Belfort: Oh, please, tell me something I don’t know! Lucas Solomon: …in conjunction with the investigation of securities fraud. And essentially, it means is this case is unlosable. Jordan Belfort: Yeah. Donnie Azoff: And when it gets here I’ll give you a call, you can come pick it up. Jordan Belfort: [voice over] Except, guess who grew up with them? Don’t just sit at home, or the life of your dreams will sail right past you. Jordan Belfort: Yeah, absolutely, no question. Step aside! Teresa Petrillo: Okay. And actually do some work besides swiping my f**king credit card all day, huh? [Janet opens the door to the meeting room and yells] Nothing? [he picks up the phone and answers in a very polite voice] Jordan Belfort: You’re not going to stop me! Max Belfort: Yeah, you did. Captain Ted Beecham: This is a f**king Mayday! You get a free hand gun when you sign up for the bureau. [Jordan looks around at the other brokers, who are all dressed casually and look the opposite of what Jordan had seen in New York] [the brokers go crazy cheering and clapping]. Mark Hanna: This is not a tip, this is a prescription. Well, he says that he only wants to make furniture.” – Alden Kupferberg, 22:) “People don’t buy stock; it gets sold to them. [Jordan travels to England and visits Naomi’s aunt in London, she opens her apartment door and greets him] Donnie Azoff: We don’t know anything. Is she alright? And it’s truly with a heavy heart that I’m here to say that, that that day is finally here. Jordan Belfort: We’re working out, honey. [Donnie, Nicky and Robbie burst out laughing] Jordan Belfort: [voice over] These little bastard were so strong I discovered a whole new phase; the cerebral palsy phase. Jordan Belfort: [voice over] I always wanted to be rich. [Jordan manages to get out of the car and make into the house] [turning to look at Donnie who is near to tears from the fear of the storm] Donnie Azoff: Jord, what is that? Donnie Azoff: I can’t… [October 19, 1987; Jordan is talking on the phone looking stressed, the whole office is up in chaos as all the brokers are on their phones] Nicky Koskoff: So I think we’ll be short visor… Naomi Lapaglia: What the f**k happened? I got a blinking light because I don’t have sh*t from you. Jordan Belfort: Oh, no, not at all. Donnie Azoff: How you doing, brother? I’m not f**king leaving! Seven hundred bucks an hour to be the voice of doom. Jordan Belfort: I know. Okay? SEC Attorney #1: Is it always this cold in here? Chantalle: Okay Brad, you’re making this too f**king tight. Cop #1: Get on your knees! Aunt Emma: You take care of my niece, my love. [we see Jordan in hotel room lying on the ground naked with his hands tied and a lit candle in his a**, he calls out to the hooker, Venice] Teresa Petrillo: Jordan, you’re going to be miserable at that place if you go there. Jordan Belfort: Fast? Mr. Belfort has helped the government win convictions of over two dozen serious offenders and helped them recover millions of dollars to be made available for restitution to their victims. Jordan Belfort: Right. This motherf**ker knew I was in trouble with the feds and he was trying to take advantage. Hm? Jordan Belfort: He was with Donnie. The smartest of the bunch was Nicky Koskoff, he actually went to law school. [as Donnie goes to leave to get the ludes] Jordan Belfort: Wooh! Commercial Voice Over: The world of investing can be a jungle. A great memorable quote from the The Wolf of Wall Street movie on Quotes.net - Mark Hanna: The name of the game; move the money from the client's pocket into your pocket. I boarded the plane just before midnight. Naomi Lapaglia: I don’t know what you’re saying. [as he starts snorting the coke Naomi walks into the room] Chester Ming: Do you feel comfortable with me now, Scot? Come on! [his housekeeper holds the front door open for him] [Jordan grabs the fish from Donnie’s plate and eats it] I’ll tell you what it is, it’s me taking no for an answer, you know? [Kimmie starts to get emotional and begins to cry] Nicky Koskoff: Yeah, yeah. Stewardess #1: May I see your boarding passes, sir? Jean Jacques Saurel: From a financial standpoint, you are now in heaven. Quiet, okay? It’s because I believed in you, Kimmie. Jordan Belfort: Sell me this pen. Jordan Belfort: Great. Jordan Belfort: Doesn’t ring a bell. Donnie Azoff: Rocky. But I’m hanging in there. Jordan Belfort: [voice over] The nice thing about getting rescued by Italians is that they feed you, make you drink red wine, then you get to dance. Brad: Let me ask you something, what about her family? Naomi Lapaglia: Hey. Leah Belfort: It was his mother’s sister, she showed up dead. Donnie Azoff: How you doing, brother? [to Hughes] Jordan Belfort: Come on, Kimmie. A company that our clients can trust. But, if you can make your clients money at the same time it's advantageous to everyone, correct? SEC Attorney #2: What kind a name is that? [one of the agents grabs him] [they embrace] Donnie Azoff: You’re alright. Do you guys have any milk? [Naomi glances back at Jordan before she leaves the party], [Jordan has taken Naomi out for dinner] Jordan Belfort: Cristy. I want to. [Denham and his agents enters Stratton Oakmont offices] Jordan. [he takes the stewardess in his arms and tries to kiss her, she tries to push him away] f**king speak English! [we see a photo of young Jordan with his dad, then we see a red Ferrari being driven on the highway] Jordan Belfort: Well, this is f**ked. But how’s being sober? Jordan Belfort: Yeah, yeah. [the broker nods his head, Donnie turns and starts walking away] Hey, get the f**k away from me! Donnie Azoff: I’m trying to put it together. [to Manny] Nicky Koskoff: Croix. Jordan Belfort: [voice over] Is she f**king hitting on me? Jordan Belfort: What’s his problem? It’s not, it’s not about that for me. Donnie Azoff: Alright. Jordan Belfort: I think it’s time you both get the f**k off my boat, what do you say? Jordan Belfort: I’m going to teach each and everyone of you to be Captain f**king Ahab. Brad: You got to be f**king kidding me! For a month. [back to the pool room with Jordon and his friends; to Donnie, who is completely high] The Wolf of Wall Street Quotes. Mark Hanna: No, what do you do?   And why should they trust you, I mean, looked at you. I want to be with the f**king Oompa Loompa’s, like this! Jordan Belfort: What does that mean, not as of yet? [she smiles at him and stands next to Naomi; to Jordan] [as he gets handcuffed by two agents] What the f**k are you talking about? Jordan Belfort: I like your painting here. Bulls, bears, danger at every turn. Jordan Belfort: Hi, sweetheart. [in their bedroom as Naomi is getting undressed] Who’s the faggot? Aunt Emma: It’s chilly darling and you’re sweating bullets. Donnie Azoff: Alright, alright, alright. It turns out all the FBI really wants from me is to, uh, to cooperate. Donnie Azoff: Steve Madden. [Jordan is on a yacht talking into the camera] Mark Hanna: Right? Donnie Azoff: Ah, f**k. Jordan Belfort: Overnight your life can change. Jordan Belfort: I’m sure. Donnie Azoff: I check my f**king messages everyday when I come home from work. Champagne, Champagna. He said even if you don’t get convicted, I’ve got a good chance of getting them. The jet skis just went overboard! And move your a**! Jordan Belfort: Excellent choice, Kevin. Please, let me call the SEC and cut a deal, before your luck runs out. [just then Naomi and Violet open the garage door and rush towards Jordan] Nicky Koskoff: Hey, Donnie? Aunt Emma: Jordan. Jordan Belfort: What are you talking about? Come here. She’ll still be dead by the time we get to London, okay? Chantalle: Oui, oui. [he pulls up outsider her apartment and they sit in awkward silence for a moment] Jordan Belfort: [voice over] I had to call the cops just to keep them from killing the poor guy. [as Jordan carries on his farewell speech to his brokers] Donnie Azoff: January ’81. Exactly. Jerry Fogel: Why don’t you blow me, Hanna? We’re going to drive that f**king price down, do you hear me? Jordan Belfort: Donnie! [Jordan chuckles] I mean, we’re allowed to throw sh*t at them. But you and me, the brokers? It’s three feet of water down there! [as Nicky goes to move to his seat Jordan grabs his hand] [Jordan shuts the door] Just shut the f**k up. Jordan Belfort: God. Jordan Belfort: You could go to his house, right? I’m going to take custody of the kids. We figured we were safer working from overseas, giving orders to Rugrat. Jordan Belfort: Right. Jordan Belfort: Alright, I want you all to focus for a second. What do you do? Of course, man. Jordan Belfort: Yeah, babe? Which I thought was a little weird. But that’s not because you’re a failure. Scalp! [we see Jordan’s friends working for him now at the auto body shop] Lucas Solomon: Paragraph four. FBI Agent #2: I know. Cop #1: Stop! Max Belfort: Hey! Mark Hanna: Keep the client on the ferris wheel, and it goes, the park is open twenty-four, seven, three, six, five. So, you know, we can come in, we can have our d**k hanging out of our pants. Jordan Belfort: Exactly. Jordan Belfort: Yeah. Buy Blu-ray on Amazon / Paid link Jordan Belfort: No. I do it because I f**king need to. Are people looting and raping? Share the best GIFs now >>> Naomi Lapaglia: You think I would let my kids near you? f**k you! Jordan Belfort: I suppose it’s just my job, you know? Brad: How about now? Jordan Belfort: I f**king love you. Jordan Belfort: Here you go. Jordan Belfort: Ow! Jordan Belfort: They don’t know, right? Naomi Lapaglia: What the f**k are you saying, Jordan? Brad: A f**king apology. Look what I found in my pocket! Chester Ming: You going to finish the rest of that danish? Jordan Belfort: Gentleman, welcome to Stratton Oakmont. Jean Jacques Saurel: [voice over] I understand perfectly, you American sh*t. Finally, there were the pink sheets skanks. No, you don’t hate two million, Donnie. Let’s go! Jordan Belfort: [voice over] Even more f**ked was that he got busted for sh*t that had nothing to do with me. Naomi Lapaglia: Jordan, this is how it’s going to go. How do you say rathole in British? Jordan Belfort: I already took care of it…